Walter Mitty Brew zip hoodie
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For those who talk the talk but sip decaf. The Walter Mitty Brew hoodie isn't subtle, and that's exactly how it's intended to be. This is standard-issue for anyone who knows the type: no caffeine, all chat.
Made from soft fleece inside and out, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with colour-matched drawstrings. Practical, comfortable, and built to last.
Mockingly bold, with a nod to every brewshitter you've ever served with, this one's a walking warning sign. Wear it with pride or gift it to the mate who's more myth than mission. No lies detected. Just decaf.
Every hoodie is printed on demand, with no waste, surplus, or unnecessary stock. Lean, efficient, and built with the same mindset that drives the rest of the brand: no waste, no ego, just results
Product Details
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 20 singles
Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
Regular fit
Metal zipper
Front pouch pockets
Unlined hood with colour-matched drawcord
Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |
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Free shipping is based on your total after discounts. If a discount brings your total below 65, shipping applies.
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